Recreation 2017

Minooka Park, Area 5, Tuesday August 16, 6:00pm, will be an all skills level ride led by a prestigious member of Metro Mountain Bikers. A chance to see what the mountain bike trails at Minooka are all about, if you don’t know already. And don’t forget about the Wednesday Night Races which will finish out the season at the Alpha Trail.

Or if you are looking for more immediate gratification The Warrior Dash is tomorrow at The Rock in Franklin Wisconsin. I hear they have heats going off every half hour.

I haven’t gotten down to my race weight yet, but, believe it or not, I have gotten out to ride. And I have found myself not out of shape. Comes from good living.

My wife said to me the other day. “Let’s take a weekend off and go on vacation.”

“That’s a lot of chocolate.” I answered in a most serious of tone.

“What?” she looked bewildered.

“The money we would lose from not selling and what we would spend on vacation…. That’s a lot of chocolate.”

“You’re right.” my wife sighed a moment later.

Take heed young men. The learning never stops here. You have to speak to woman in a language they can understand.

 

This was our vacation; baseball and The state Fair. Okay, I had to wait fifteen minutes for a hotdog at the stadium, or in other words until every other line had been completely worked through. The guy was working hard, he just gave everyone else their orders, including some guy who kept walking over from the drink concessions, before he would give me my hotdog. Then he tried to hand me three. “One hotdog.” I said and then, “Thank you.” Not sure if the two people waiting behind me for the other two hotdogs thanked him.

One of the hottest most humid days of the year and we went to The State Fair. we did out culinary rounds and struck up a conversation with a couple at a shared table. The gentleman looked familiar. I saw on Facebook one of my high school classmates was at the fair at the same time.

We watched some fat pigs attempt to make it around a race track and then hit all the vendors. Thank God for air conditioning. I bought some glue. The We Energies facility had a nice educational garden but their Solar Speedway show was cancelled because of clouds. So much for solar energy. This globe, one of many was in their garden display. I bowled with a guy whose daughter made those, with some autistic group, out of old bowling balls. I had given him a couple. …could be?

They were changing out the animals in most of the barns so we couldn’t see much in that regard. I think the DNR display facilities improve every year.

I looked for the dog shows on the State Fair site but couldn’t find the K9 activity stage listed (it was under family entertainment). But we caught a show no problem. They are pretty much continuous.

Getting cream puffs over to my parents house before they melted and home to watch the Olympics rounded out our day. Watching the women gymnasts I imagined anorexics everywhere were cheering for the Chinese.

I really know how to plan a vacation.

With the heat, the 4th of July and thunderstorms Ike our dog has been stressed and is still having seizures though far fewer than before. We bought a second round of “thuja” a homeopathic medicine. There seems to be some marked improvement. Perhaps the first  round had been energy depleted somehow. That’s how those homeopathies work.

Don’t be calling me homeophobic.

I think I will bring an end to my “40 Below” Yahoo group site. I will print out my exercise journal from that site for posterity. I started a new exercise journal on excel on a really old Internet non-compatible computer.

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Feel the Burn

HEY! The Polish Moon Ride is tomorrow. Bring your accordion.

The Tour d’ Fraud is over. I saw some coverage of the Tour d’ Fraud. I enjoy it. I could almost feel the burn myself as I watched the leaders push on. If we were a bit better off financially I might have even paid for an online coverage package. When you cycle you enjoy watching cycling events. I look forward to the Olympic coverage.

At the Olympics I fear they are experiencing more than one kind of burn, several in fact. And the citizens are feeling the burn of tear gas and pepper spray. Go Team USA.

WORS is the series a Minooka is the place. WORS broke a record for what one organizer called the WORS modern era. Gone are the days when WORS attracted 1,200 plus competitors regularly: AKA the 90’s. For this new century they set an attendance record of over 800 competitors. That is a 30% increase in what has become typical for their more popular races.

Minooka is where most of the newest mountain bike trail development is taking place. The right course in the right place at the right time. Metro Mountain Biker’s volunteers have already invested well over 300 hours in local trail work. Minooka is continually improving their course. There are some great devoted people behind it, not to mention the county employees who facilitate it all.

I didn’t burn the beans. I roasted these in my popcorn popper; of the whirly pop variety. If you have not tried fresh roasted coffee… you don’t know coffee. Tastes best at three to five days after roasting. Many say that it goes stale after seven days. But I have heard others claim it’s fresh for ten days, even three weeks, and one gentleman, roasting over an open campfire on “18th Century Cooking” professed it fresh for six weeks. You can find green coffee beans on Amazon. More about my coffee roasting experience and Bulletproof Diet later.

The sun burns. All my cabbage is harvested. Gave some away, ate some and tried my hand at a bit of sauerkraut. Added some fresh dill to the kraut. Some of the turnips were a bit damaged but we enjoyed what we could just the same. The Beans and tomatoes are ripening. We have had some eggplant, cucumbers and Swiss chard for a while. I will plant some more salad vegetables. The maturation of many plants is slow this year. My brother has also noticed the same lag in his garden in Indiana.

To make more space for productive plants I finally removed that barberry bush under the heat of a burning sun.  It didn’t burn, God didn’t speak, but I found the removal of this thorny intrusive symbolic to my life. No sun screen for me. If burning and wreathing in pain was good enough for us when we were kids, it’s good enough for me now.

“I told you not to take your shirt off.” my mother used to say.

Some garden buffs have claimed that if you eat healthy fresh live foods you will not burn. The sun is good for you (vitamin D) and man has been exposed to it for like forever. That doesn’t mean they do not wear big hats for protection, they do.

I wonder if they tested the sun screen the racers use in the Tour d’ Fraud.

I mended that hole I found in the fence. Pulled the two torn edges together with a clamp from my workshop, then weaved and tied it back together. My efforts inspired my neighbors on both sides of my lot to start cleaning up our fence lines from their sides. Think of me as Mr. Motivator; an inspiration.


I heard that! …Thinking, I have to wonder, no I must distress, that anyone would look at gaining something of value as losing something else of value. Not sure what that has to do with anything.

The naturalization of our riverbed has been completed. Good luck Wauwatosa as the slowing of the river here will influence your flooding potential far more than ours. The bridges up river are lower than our flood wall. Are you going to feel the burn. Those Bernie supporters sure felt the burn; being cheated and lied to. I saw one democrat bad mouthing a Bernie supporter to his face on national TV. You would think she was talking to a republican. “…How does it feel? …How does it feel?…” Going a bit Bob Dylan on myself.

An ease to tending our garden this year has been that it truly has rained when the weather man (or woman) has said it would, more times than not. Otherwise one forgets to water when you are expecting rain and it does not come.

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Too Much

RAW, or Ride Across Wisconsin is coming up, and if you want the discounted registration you best sign up by June 30th; today! This is one budding event I can inform you about but there are so many events it s almost too much to comprehend. Makes going to the fireworks for our blessed fourth a no brainer, …but which fireworks? There are so many local. I don’t go for all that celebrating not on the day but the day before crap.

Minooka Park in Waukesha is a good focal point if you have a growing interest in mountain biking for you or yours. As of now Metro Mountain Biker’s Wednesday Night Races are at Minooka; check the site to confirm. Then, July 10, is the Collectivo Coffee Bean Classic, a WORS premier event.

Summerfest is here of course. I am not the biggest fan of Summerfest. Too many drunks and not enough quiet places that are not under a blazing sun. The old main stage is always nice, you can sit at some picnic benches away from the speakers and take it easy and listen for a while. Now, if I had free tickets…

But it is most productive to write about what I am actually doing rather than what I have planned. What I am actually doing also comes with pictures, if I can remember to bring my camera along. The garden is one of my major endeavors at this time in my life. Hopefully I will have some ride pictures soon, …if I can remember to bring my camera along..

Don’t keep feeding your dog the same food. That is a myth; it is not healthy. Also dogs need moisture in their food; dry food will upset their stomachs so add water.

Ike our dog is consuming our resources and my time like never before. He has been struck with seizures and food appears to be a part of the problem, as changing his diet has helped. He gets away with a lot more now that he is ill. When he jumps into the raised garden beds, destroying the vegetables, I just say, “Yes Ike, I built that for you.” Which is what he wants to hear.

If you do not visit a holistic vet when you pet is suffering from some ailment, you are only getting at best half the options available to heal your dog. Our regular vet, Advance Animal Hospital, will recommend vets with a holistic approach, though I am not completely happy with Advanced Animal Hospital. Vets push a lot of vaccines that may not be necessary.

As of today, three days after I started writing this post Ike is having only a few mild seizures a day. If he keeps improving we will not need to put him on medication.

Happy Fourth of July to all.

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Tosa Farmer's Market

Tomorrow Metro Mountain Bikers, your local IMBA Chapter, will have a booth at the Tosa Farmers Market. Yes, the streets are closed off, but not on the weekends. It is very accessible.

The Fondy Market appears to be an extensive organization with a focus on providing produce in what some see as inner city food deserts; or is it desserts? I only know that one is usually found to be delicious.

I’ve been busy with the soil myself. I am installing another raised bed. That is all the soil it is getting this year. I’ll add another 7 cubic feet of one part compost – one part vermiculite & perlite - and one part peat moss next year. I put some cardboard on the bottom before filling to attract worms. The compost is of my own making.

The cucumbers and other salad vegetables will be going in today. We are a bit late in some things but have started enjoying spinach from our garden, in another bed, already this week. Look at those potatoes grow and the raspberries…..

Growing some beans this year. I am hoping they are pole beans; the package didn’t specify. I was surprised all the seeds took so I thinned things out a bit and put some of the plants in the ground beside the container, giving them a fighting chance. I don’t like to destroy plants or any living things, like that barberry in the back ground, even when they are a nuisance. When I see a bee in the house I escort it outside. We have many fascinating bugs around with our eclectic garden. When my wife sees a bug she has only one thing to say,”Kill it.”

But if I want to expand my garden, so my wife and I can live off our fraction of an acre, that unruly hostile barberry beast will have to go. I just don’t have any other place to put it.

It is time to celebrate Wisconsin Bike Week. It started yesterday and runs for eleven days… Don’t ask me, ask the Wisconsin Bike Fed.

Metro held their first Wednesday night race this past Wednesday. That had yet to be nailed down last meeting and am surprised I am first hearing about it today.

My bike? Still to be prepped for the season; as soon as the garden is all in.

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When in Doubt

Write.

Writing, on my blogs at least, would be far more enjoyable if “Windows Live Writer” actually worked with “Blogger”. Yes, Google made some changes and “Microsoft” either through negligence or willful disregard failed to prepare. You cannot post from “Windows Live Writer” to your “Blogger” account.  It has been many many months now, and while the help forums claim a solution is coming, who knows? Now you know why UW Milwaukee isn’t all, “Hey! Our guy is running Microsoft!”

Emerys had a Mother’s Day Sale. They were closed on Mother’s Day, of which all were informed. The sale ran through Monday, and today is Tuesday. What’s the point of informing you now? …Exactly.

It is a fine establishment. Don’t get me wrong.

IMBA is in the midst of a Spring membership drive. It is another exemplary organization and their e-magazines members get via e-mail have loads of information for those who like to vacation to fantastic far away mountain bike locations, along with a good deal of personal interest stories of riders traveling the world.

Metro Mountain Bikers has benefitted financially by becoming part of IMBA. Membership now isn’t just about local activities, it includes perks and association with a nationally recognized organization.

Maintenance Mondays have begun and next Tuesday is the first Odd Tuesday ride of the season. Check Metro Mountain Biker’s Tweets for locations and trail conditions.

Ike’s health is momentarily uncertain. The money just flies away.

WORS is starting late this year. They do have two fewer races than usual. Racing is suffering in this economy but mountain biking is booming. The trails will only get better with the IMBA boost. The racing? A dedicated group are developing high school mountain bike race teams. The future of racing is secure.

My wife told me to, “Move the ladder. It’s in my way. I can’t carry the laundry basket by it.”

I told her, “Ask me to carry the laundry”.

It took me a couple of weeks to comply, but I moved the ladder, as the next picture attests.

Again, the day before a big sales day for our business, that would be Mother’s Day, they found another nail in our tire at Uptown Ford. Uptown Ford is a fine establishment. They are proud to be a Ford dealership and Ford is a generally good product however...

Uptown Ford did not take well to my criticism of the Ford Fusion. The control panel is poorly designed (don’t get me started), the speedometer looks like 50mph when your going 55mph (which causes you to speed up {the needle covers the back of the 6 on 60 and makes it look like a 5}) and they have a chronic problem with their lug nuts; you can’t get them off and on due to deterioration and they constantly need to be replaced. Just a few of many problems. I had to call AAA when I tried to repair a flat by myself.

“How long have cars used lug nuts to hold on the wheels?” I asked a service representative.

“Forever.” he answered.

Exactly!

I had taken in the car on a recall. My brother warned me that they are famous for not keeping their appointments within time. Not true. They finished the recall work within the time frame. No problem. But when they replaced the tire, which they said they had in stock but somehow it needed to be delivered, and then after they were done with the tire decided they needed to replace the lug nuts, again in stock but…, It was after 5pm when I finally got out of there. I spent the first two hours at Mayfair, a short walk away; convenient. Then I waited the next two plus hours in their very nice waiting area for them to change a tire. I fattened myself in my frustrations with a complementary cookie and two sodas. I should have had a water.

The money just flies away.

Yes, another testimony to my genius. Pepsi had unexpectedly high earnings. Coca Cola had earnings lower than expectations. I had written more than once long ago that the first soda company that committed to going back to real sugar would becoming king of the heap. That is what Pepsi did.

And my Mountain Sport? from way back in 2007. It is all coming to be. In IMBA’s Winter 2016 Trail News letter they have an article on hunting by bike; that’s pheasant hunting on fat bikes.

Genius! Yet I cannot get a job. I thought I was picking up some potentially steady work for my other company but have been left hanging without reply. I have my theories.

So what is left for me but to sew. I have thrown myself into the yard and garden. I stitched up some grow bags for potatoes and such. I bought 20yr garden fabric because I got twice as much for a dollar less than the 25yr. Unfortunately I don’t have a sewing machine.
The material cost is less than a dollar for a large bag. That is a great deal if it lasts more than one year. Fabric bags are superior. Why? When the roots grow to the fabric the light and/or air causes the root growth to stop. In a plastic planter they just keep building up along the side of the planter. You can buy quality bags for $5ea… if you buy 50! Otherwise $12 is a really good price but I doubt it will last twelve years.

I am also building more planter boxes.

Now I will once again attempt to post via “Windows Live Writer.” I hope they were just waiting for me to rant before they fixed the problem.

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Ready, Set, ...Pump

Midget wrestling tonight! I would tell you where, but I am sure the crowd will be overflow. Even now those midgets are pumping up their muscles.

 

April showers? Yes. it is April for one more week. You would not know it today, but we had snow this month. But there are no more excuses. It is time to ride.

We made it to the Bike Expo, simply out of habit. I intended to buy a new helmet but the wallet doth protest. Besides, pumps were cheaper than helmets. (we didn’t but a pump either) The nice clamp onto the stem with a pressure gauge pumps of various price. You could even buy a pump bundle, complete with a tire repair CO2 kit and bicycle care products for $100; still cheaper than some helmets.

As we approached the Bike Expo we saw at least a dozen people walking out with pumps. And it is time to pump up those tires; the Kettles have opened and so has Little Switzerland. Minooka is open also. The biking season is underway. The rain this week was not enough to close the mountain bike trails for long. Check before you ride or simply use some common sense.

The La Crosse Omnium is just around the corner. One of the most beautiful areas of our entire country. Pump up those tires, get out on your bike and prepare for whatever level or venue you desire to compete at. The WORS handbook is available on line or at many of your local bicycle shops.

You don’t compete? Despise competition? Get off my blog!

I have written about bicycle baskets in the past, that their were too few available. That has changed somewhat. I saw a very interesting basket at the Bike Expo. It clipped into a bracket you mount on your bicycle. You can detach it and it has swing up handles, much like a grocery basket.

I asked my wife, “Do you want a basket like this for your bike? You can go grocery shopping with your bicycle.”

“No.” she answered in her most common of responses to my inquiries, as I mused getting it for myself and doing my own grocery shopping.

So am I become a housewife? Underemployed I find myself vacuuming and cleaning, and doing the dishes at an ever increasing rate. If I were to take up such a role, certainly “the dishes would all be cleaner.” But never fear, such a fate will never befall me, bringing all to question the future of what it is to be a man. I have many a manly pursuits to entertain myself in, building with wood, working the dirt with my hands…

I am growing potatoes this year. Seeing how expensive grow bags are, a person on the Kenosha Potato Project Facebook site suggested I could make grow bags out of a good quality garden fabric; that one uses to block weeds and such. I suggested to my wife that we get a sewing machine, but the finances are prohibitive. So I will sew up some grow bags by hand.

It’s beautiful outside. Get out and ride your bike; …do something, anything outside. (I know I’m on the computer but I was outside) It looks like we will have a good crop of peaches this year, despite losing several major branches from the weight of the fruit tearing them from the tree last year. I saw a bumble bee buzzing about the yard today. I do not think we will be doing any canning though.

Sorry, I have been long overdue in my posts. I will rectify that.

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The Who; 50th Anniversary

“The Who” performed in Milwaukee almost two weeks ago now. I had been listening to the promotions for their show with this overwhelming sensation that I would be there; which was ridiculous. I couldn’t afford it, had absolutely no plans of going and no intention of even trying to go.

So I was bowling. A group was working the league to raise money; I believe it was for cancer. I bought one raffle ticket and won two tickets to see The Milwaukee Admirals.

At the game they announced they had $25 tickets for “The Who” on sale for $10. After the game, thinking that any tickets they had would have been long sold, I asked if they had any $10 tickets left. (basically obstructed or way back seats) They did. I bought two, under my wife’s scowl as she said of herself, “I can’t go!”

I found a guy I know from Sheboygan to go with. Fairly good seat, but right on the aisle where everyone comes up out of concessions (walking in front of you). I had a young fat guy next to me (enough said) as I gave the aisle seat to my friend.

The younger crowd next to us all walked out, for a smoke or something, and a lady came up to my friend and said, “Our babysitter is sick and we have to leave. Do you want our tickets?”

On the floor about twelve rows back near absolute center stage.

Why was I supposed to be there? It remains a mystery. “The Who” is the one band I have come to appreciate more and more over the years. I had a couple of their albums when I was young but I listened more to “The Doors” and “Styx”, and a bit of “Queen”.

“Cheap Trick”, “Super Tramp”, “Joe Walsh”…. My wife says “Queen” never sounds old. Neither does “The Who”.

“The Who”, a band from a time when everyone debated who was the best. Who was the best guitarist? Who was the best drummer? (Keith Moon) Who was the best bass player? (John Entwistle) Who was the best vocalist? Who had the greatest stage shows? Who was the best period?

Now, a few woman performers are recognized for amazing vocals. Extraordinary men vocalists are recognized only if they sing opera. A complimentary word is occasionally given to artists who actually write their own music. But what everyone really looks at in music these days is, “Who makes the most money?” …Something I never recall hearing anyone debate in my youth.

The young people at the show seemed to pay little attention. When leaving they snickered, “Have you ever seen so many people with gray hair?” Yes the crowd was generally older. I noticed a not so tall woman who really needed to be on someone’s shoulders to see anything but…

“The Who” truly is one of the greatest rock bands ever. They were playing “Bargain” when we got to the floor.

Speaking of bargains, the Bike Expo is fast approaching. I was hoping to be occupied that weekend but my plans fell through. I am not intending to volunteer for the Metro Mountain Bikers booth either; a bit late for that. And you can bowl three games free everyday all Summer for just $30; $26 for children.

Emery’s is already in sale mode; for over two weeks. They couldn’t wait. They call it the Trek Fest Sale. Their sale ends the day after the Bike Expo. So if you need a bike right now… But the trails are not yet open.

For you road riders the La Crosse Omnium is in full promotion fever.

I really need a new helmet. More to the point, I could use a new bike… maybe a couple of new bikes, and a stand to hold a bike when I do maintenance and… It could never end.

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