Tuesday, March 18, 2014

The South Shore

It’s been over six weeks since the groundhog saw his shadow warning us of a long Winter. The below freezing nights and warm days are ideal for Maple Syrup gathering. I appreciate such weather in the larger scope of things, and hardly desire to belittle a wonderful Winter. We certainly don’t want a quick thaw and the flooding it can cause. But if we stay below freezing throughout the day once more this Spring I am going groundhog hunting and I don’t care what his name is.

Elite_CompThis months Metro Mountain Bikers meeting was on the South Shore. The North Shore is known for its wealthy neighborhoods and lake shore homes. The South Shore is South of Milwaukee proper and home to the World Famous South Shore Cyclery, home to used and vintage bikes including a museum. I saw at least four models of electric drive bicycles for sale in their showroom. One was a mere $1,000 though the other three models topped $2,000 all the way to $3,000, which was the price at the Bike Expo for one of the first electric drive bikes on the market a few years ago.

Yes the Bike Expo is coming April 4-6; the unofficial start of the Bicycle season. It’s free and parking isn’t too expensive if you don’t want to walk. The Metro Spring Social Ride is later in April and a good time especially if you like beer. I stay away from drinking oriented activities myself. For those of an International nature of adventure there is the MTB Himalaya Shimla Edition 2014 before the Social Ride. For those of an athletic nature who have yet to make plans for the riding season there is always the Trans-Iowa.

DSCN4588The WORS Handbook is out (though they didn’t send me one). But I wont be racing till my weight gets back down to 250lbs. Yes, my wife bought Paczki (if you don’t know how to pronounce it you can’t, trust me) for Fat Tuesday, an indulgence before Lent. Does that mean we didn’t eat them during Lent. No, that would make me a pig or wasteful as I could never eat all that in one day. The prune is far too underutilized in modern baked goods.

DSCN4601I have consistently gained ten-pounds during the Winter and lost only five the following Summer for nearly a decade. I am now forty-pounds heavier than I was when I bought my mountain bike. BUT this Spring I find myself five-pounds lighter than before this DSCN4596last Winter began. There is hope. I have not been on the trainer as much as I would have liked this Winter. My exercise consisted of keeping the curb in front of our house clear for the benefit of those who park on the street. Something I do most Winters. When I first started the neighbors would compete with me and clean off their own curbs, no longer. The Spring exercise routine consists of bailing water from lake back yard.

Not the most attractive of pictures but what is a blog without pictures? But I know it is neither the quality of the photos that concerns you, my reader, nor the lack of posts, something that I am attempting to make up for now. The question that fills all your thoughts is, “But Phillip, how is your bowling?”

213BowlSince you asked, I had one of my best games ever in a pre-bowl. Yes, I made a split in the tenth. And yes, the meetings can change to Thursday, I can just pre-bowl and I can always pick up a WORS Handbook somewhere.

545BowlIt was part of a 545 series, which may be my very best series ever. Being a handicap league and my average being 130 I was quite certain I gave my team a complete victory. …They lost one game. The first game. My 213 game. Can’t win for losing, as they say. In a few weeks we will be bowling for the trophy. There can be only one.

$53 question: Same as my last post. See Charity Jackpot page in sidebar.

Tuesday, March 4, 2014

Fat Tuesday, …Again

Will man never learn. My fondest memories of Fat Tuesday are from New Orleans where I was working on a Fat Tuesday. When midnight came, and they started playing “When the Saint Come Marching In” law enforcement officers of every type, including the Shore Patrol, made a line across the streets with squad, horse and boot and came marching down. Everyone who didn’t vacate the streets were beaten senseless.

I don’t believe that will be the end of Ray’s Indoor Mountain Bike Park’s Fat Tuesday promotion. Yes, if you ride a fat bike you ride for free today at Ray’s (on your fat bike).

Of course Fat Tuesday ushers in The Milwaukee Journal Sentinel Sport Show. After you go to church of course. Yes, plenty of things to do indoors in this most wondrous of Winter seasons. Many complain but I blame the television. People don’t engage nature and their environment as they should. Life lessons are lost as people don’t learn to dress for the cold, but more importantly the seriousness of each persons personal responsibility to be knowledgeable and capable in every environment and condition so one doesn’t …DIE! At times it looks like our entire culture is dying.

DSCN4535I enjoyed the Winter Olympics. The funny European names entertained, and entertained again when I tried to pronounce them myself. Misao says Winter Olympians are more attractive than Summer Olympians. I had to agree. It used to be that far more people skied and did other Winter activities before that evil all our grandparents warned us of; the television.

With my explosive speed, powerful upper frame and impressive mass, perhaps I should try out for some of the sledding events for the 2016 games. I’d like to visit Korea again. I was the quickest out of the blocks in High School and certainly qualify as dead weight for those bob sleds.

The fat tire bike is becoming quite a movement. I don’t like to ride in the Winter but these bikes work on Winter trails. Roads are just too icy in any circumstance for me in the Winter. Here is an article of fat tire riding in Cudahy (hay). I believe Minooka in Waukesha, a growing vibrant system of trails, also is running fat tires. Cyclesmith is the place to go to find out all one wants to know about Waukesha MTB trails.

DSCN4566Yes, we went to see our most favorite band again, not on a Tuesday but a Thursday in Green Bay. A great show, different than the last, and a great crowd. My wife says they didn’t write all the songs on their albums but they have the best lyrics in country music. Neil sang exceptionally well. He was a bit off in Madison. Sorry.

DSCN4575The $52 question; What are the two publicly funded schools I attended? See charity jackpot page in sidebar.