Wednesday, November 23, 2016

Happy Thanksgiving 2016

My wife decorated the TV cabinet with little Pilgrims hunting turkey.

I keep telling her that our TV remote is infrared and we need a line of sight for the remote to work. I know. None of you other women recognize the problem either. Don’t worry. Just keep cooking delicious food and your husbands will cover for you.

Ike, our dog has pulled out his gutted goosey toy for hunting season. He knows. He always wakes up my wife at the same time every morning to be fed. Even after we changed the clocks. That is right. He reads clocks.

A young lady at the last Metro Mountain Biker’s meeting suggested that the annual Turkey Hurl Ride be held in the morning…

“You have to eat your turkey first.” I decreed. How else could you hurl it? Meet at 7pm in the Tosa village if you are looking to hurl your turkey. Actually Turkey Hurl is just an expression used for promotional purposes. …Really, it is a non-sanctioned event.

The Santa Rampage is quickly approaching; Dec. 3. The Hugh Jass Race Series will be just so much more fun after the snow starts falling. Their next race is at the Grand Geneva Resort. A most excellent venue.

The first snow should always come on Thanksgiving weekend.

Have a Happy Thanksgiving. We will watch the parade, enjoy the dog show and then spend time with family eating delicious food, hoping we have enough food stored away to survive the Winter.

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