Giants Among Us

No, I am not referring to the New York Giants coming to play the Green Bay Packers here in Wisconsin tomorrow. I write now of true giants, known to many but seen by few.

No, I do not mean cyclocross racers either.

I am writing of the Sasquatch. There is a guy in Ontario who has recordings of Sasquatch calling for him by name. Which begs the question; If they can talk can they play football? If Sasquatch were intelligent enough to play in the NFL the current players would know what it would feel like for a woman to play, if the NFL ever allowed woman to play.

Intelligence wise, I imagine, Sasquatch would most likely be more prone to play in the Canadian Football League. They could name a team after themselves, eh.

But what of Aaron Rodgers? I have a theory as to why he looked like a deer caught in the headlights early in the season, fumbling the ball in the backfield twice. It was his diet. Or rather his girl friend who put him on his diet. You need fats and even proteins for that brain to fire on all cylinders. Good thing he decided on MVP awards, Titles and Super Bowl rings over being spoon fed by his girl friend. That is my theory anyway. It is not kosher to criticize those all too fashionable pop culture diets on National Television so everyone kept it hush hush.

I doubt, however, that the NFL will ever let Sasquatch play for one of their teams, no matter how intelligent. And they must be very intelligent. Why would they keep themselves hidden so well if they did not know how truly ugly they are? If knowing you are ugly is not a sign of true intelligence, I do not know what is.

Still, I bet the Green Bay Packers can make Eli Manning feel like a woman playing in the NFL.

But this Blog is not about cryptids, its main focus is mountain biking. HASTPA sponsors many mountain bike events in the Himalayas. The time to plan for such a major excursion is now, and if you should come across the abdominal snowman  while you are there, say “Hello.” for Sasquatch.

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